Programmes

Sittings for people who already have a tracker

These are not beginner tours of a vendor. Each programme assumes you can log in, pull a chart, and still feel uneasy about what it claims. One flagship sitting is documented in full; the others run inside Studio Membership.

Server room lights suggesting data infrastructure

Four weeks · inside membership

Event Taxonomy Craft

A paper-first rewrite of your event list. Verbs are argued until support, product, and data can read the same sentence. No vendor certification.

Hand drawing a line chart in a notebook

Three weeks · inside membership

Funnel Narrative for Product Leads

How to tell a conversion story without a staircase graphic that hides time. Built for people who present, not only for people who query.

Laptop with a pie chart on a marble table

Two weeks · inside membership

Experiment Readouts without Vanity

A method for writing the paragraph that follows a test: who was eligible, what failed to move, and which metric was decorative.

Wall of analytics graphs in an office

Four weeks · inside membership

Mobile Session Cartography

Mapping foreground time, background fetches, and the polite fiction of a ‘session’ on iOS and Android. For apps, not websites wearing a wrapper.